I love the pure innocence and understanding of children! I laughed so hard and wanted to share with everyone!
If you need a laugh, then read these Children's Science Exam answers.
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (brilliant, love this!)
A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A: Premature death
Q: How are the main parts of the body! categorised? (e.g., abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.
Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.
Q: What does 'varicose' mean? (I do love this one...)
A: Nearby.
Q: Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean Section'
A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome
Q: What does the word 'benign' mean?'
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
Wednesday, November 28, 2007
Monday, November 26, 2007
A WONDERFUL THANKSGIVING!
Teagan and I spent a wonderful Thanksgiving with Muriel, Jerry, Sophie and Muriel's Parents (Ted & Debbie), at their Lake House in Door County, Wisconsin. We had such a great long weekend, lots of relaxing, shopping and hanging out with the girls. Debbie made a delicious Thanksgiving dinner! This is definately the time of year to be thankful for great friends and family...

Teagan on the Beach in Door County

Mommy and T on the Beach in Door County

Sophia & Teagan

Mommy's Little Turkey!

Sophie & T playing with all the cool toys!

Teagan & Sophie hanging out with "Cappie" (Sophie's Grandpa)

Teagan on the Beach in Door County

Mommy and T on the Beach in Door County

Sophia & Teagan

Mommy's Little Turkey!

Sophie & T playing with all the cool toys!

Teagan & Sophie hanging out with "Cappie" (Sophie's Grandpa)
Monday, November 19, 2007
WHAT A FUN DAY!!
I hosted a children's discovery toys party on Saturday, we had so much fun! The kids got to play with all the cool toys which made it much easier to decide what to buy!! I served a yummy Veggie Lasagna, salad and fresh french bread for lunch - which was delicious! It was really fun afternoon - hanging with the girls!
I am so excited! Thanksgiving is on Thursday - for all my South African friends and family... this is a Traditional North American Holiday to give thanks at the conclusion of the harvest season. It equates to over stuffing yourself with Turkey, mashed potatoes, sweet potato casserole, green bean casserole, apple pie, pumpkin pie and whatever other yummy dishes you can think of to serve!! Teagan and I were invited to spend the Thanksgiving Holiday with Muriel and her family in Door County, which is just beautiful! I can't wait, Muriel and I are driving up with the girls on Wednesday and coming home on Sunday! I will definitely post pics on Monday!!
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!

Lynn (or as Teagan says "Nin") - playing "I'm gonnna get you", with Teagan.

Luka - "Mmmm... How does this thing work"?

"Hi Mommy"! (Teagan's newest word)!

"Hold On"!!

Jenny & Austin - Such a cutie!!
I am so excited! Thanksgiving is on Thursday - for all my South African friends and family... this is a Traditional North American Holiday to give thanks at the conclusion of the harvest season. It equates to over stuffing yourself with Turkey, mashed potatoes, sweet potato casserole, green bean casserole, apple pie, pumpkin pie and whatever other yummy dishes you can think of to serve!! Teagan and I were invited to spend the Thanksgiving Holiday with Muriel and her family in Door County, which is just beautiful! I can't wait, Muriel and I are driving up with the girls on Wednesday and coming home on Sunday! I will definitely post pics on Monday!!
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!
Lynn (or as Teagan says "Nin") - playing "I'm gonnna get you", with Teagan.
Luka - "Mmmm... How does this thing work"?
"Hi Mommy"! (Teagan's newest word)!
"Hold On"!!
Jenny & Austin - Such a cutie!!
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIKELE!!
Monday, November 12, 2007
DOUBLE DATE...
Friday night was soo much fun!! I went on a double date with Muriel & Jerry, we went to this really cool wine bar called 'Flight', had a great dinner, copious amounts of red wine and laughed so hard I was crying!! As you can probably tell from the pics, the red wine was flowing a little to freely.... So we'll see if there is even a date #2!! LOL


I LOVE THE FALL!
I love this time of year... The weather is cooler, the leaves are changing color and of course it's yard work season!! So let me preface this with the fact that I completely despise yard work, the odd planting here and there fine, but hardcore yard work = YUCK!! So needless to say, I am having a Discovery Children's Toys Party on Saturday and need to clean up the leaves... So Miss "T" and I raked and played in all the leaves we could find!! Teagan had the best time "helping" Mommy clean up the yard. She is such a "big" girl and just a wonderful kid!
We were driving home yesterday (Sunday) from Austin's Baptism (Nicole's youngest) and Teagan just starts yelling at the top of her lungs, so I turn around to see what the heck is going on, and she just starts cracking up - we laughed at each other for about 15 mins! It was the cutest moment ever!

AUSTIN

AUSTIN
We were driving home yesterday (Sunday) from Austin's Baptism (Nicole's youngest) and Teagan just starts yelling at the top of her lungs, so I turn around to see what the heck is going on, and she just starts cracking up - we laughed at each other for about 15 mins! It was the cutest moment ever!

AUSTIN

AUSTIN
HAPPY BIRTHDAY UNCLE "DIDEN"!!
Thursday, November 8, 2007
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHELLE AND UNCLE PATRICK!
Monday, November 5, 2007
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!! (Better late than never)!
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